hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
