I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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