also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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