Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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