Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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