How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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