i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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