So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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