She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Found the puke drawer
But theres a keg here and me gusta
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
