Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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