im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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