Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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