are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
