Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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