I wish i was in the wii world.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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