I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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