what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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