In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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