I think i sorta joined a cult last night
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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