just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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