I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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