I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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