I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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