What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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