We won't sleep together?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
