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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"

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  OMG its one we used last night

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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• (772): View more from Florida

  He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .

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• (716): View more from New York

  I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me

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