I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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