party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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