STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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