Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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