Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
a search helicopter?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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