ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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