who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
...so i touched it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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