just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Boobs are out for the taking
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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