They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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