Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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