summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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