Dual....:-)
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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