Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
