whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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