I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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