Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
pray to the hookup gods
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