Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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