I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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