How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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