Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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