I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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