So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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