no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
did you just send me my own nude
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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