Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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