You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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