i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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