He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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