She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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