Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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