I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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