i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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